He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.
why does this have so few notes?
omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected
actual tears I hate you patrick
HOLY FUCK somebody please tell me anywhere that I can buy this or download it this is 100% amazing
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
#one of those times when everyone (including steve) is like holy fucking shit this chick is brilliant#and like really fucking good at her job#and like wow now i see why she’s SHIELD’s top agent#i should let her run everything#she should be in charge#etc etc
#basically#can we also just not forget that had natasha not been on the lookout and seen rumlow on the escalator that would’ve been it#also i love how this is one of the more perfect examples of spy vs soldier#steve is used to reacting#his first instinct is to engage and think about how he can phyically defend himself in a fight#natasha is used to acting#her first instinct is to figure out the best way to hide and be stealth and quietly play the game#because for as much as the black widow likes to draw people into her web (see: bucky on the causeway) she plays it quiet 90% of the time#which is basically her strength and what makes her so good at what she does
What’s your favourite swear word?
How I feel about my post-graduation plans
Sophomore year:Junior year:
But wearing black was the best decision