“The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality” — (via seeminglyreal)
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
the fact that Jeremy have proudly said a several times that this “time the hawk speaks” makes me really happy, because you can tell that he was not okay at all with the lack of development that his character had at “The Avengers”, so now that the tables have turned he is enjoying every second of it, and I love that.
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will
I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again
If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance
i like how she protects her boobs in the end
Steve called in a few favors
All I see is a customer doing a really weird order at a pizzeria but they are so energetic because in their mind they created the perfect pizza and the chef is being like being like, “Yeah, can do that, mhm, oh, alright, yeah.. yep, okay, I can do that as well.. Consider it done. Wait for the miracle to happen..”
Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.
It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.
This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.
I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.
Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.
Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.
tips to people my age from your vaguely more experienced 15 year old friend mik bogmeaty
- your first kiss is going to be pretty boring
- just because someone puts their hand in your pants doesnt mean they like you
- eyebrows arent supposed to be perfectly even
- dont smoke weed before school because you’ll just be bored
- you can type perfectly fine when you’re drunk so stop thinking you cant
- listen to the mountain goats
- dont shoplift anything that doesnt fit in your pocket
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”